Street Cred Lizard King
Photos and Interview by Shad Lambert
Blunt Fakie
A girl is sending you boob photos on your phone right now? Ha, yeah.
Let me see. Oh, fully naked, nice. Who is that? I don’t know, can I zoom in? Damn phones are too tech, I can’t figure it out, oooooooover it.
Let’s ask some questions. Why do you like to torture people? I like to torture people because people don’t torture themselves enough, so I figure I might as well torture the fuck out of em. Plus its like I get so bored. I have nothing else to do so I might as well annoy the shit out of someone until they get pissed.
It seems like it’s a genetic trait with you. Dude, it’s in my blood. My dad is a torturer, my brothers are torturers, they all torture the fuck out of all their friends. They’re exactly like me.
How do you do it? Say you were gonna torture Nuge, what would you do? Nuge is too hard to torture, he doesn’t even care, he likes it. That’s a shitty example.
All right, well how would you torture me if I was driving the car? Sit here and spaz out, touch every single thing in your car. Turn all the lights on, open up the sunroof, honk the horn, put on Iggy Pop “I wanna be your dog” for the millionth time and start screaming.
Truck Bash Bonk
Do you think this fact that you like to annoy people is why Geoff Rowley punched you in the face? Ha, yeah. I totally deserved it. I just kept talking to him trying to get something out of him and instead of him telling me to fuck off he just beat the shit out of me. It was awesome.
So what’s up with this sweet loft your living in? Getting evicted from the loft right now, it’s too expensive.
The building manage keeps calling you, but you don’t answer, what’s your plan? I’ve been thinking about it, I’m kind of just leaning towards just never responding to a single one of her phone calls. I’m just gonna move all my shit out in the middle of the night when they’re gone. And then eventually one day they’re gonna come up there with the Sheriff to evict me and I won’t be there. Problem solved because I wont be living there anymore. I’ll be gone and the walls will have “Satan will kill you” spray painted everywhere. They’re gonna be fuckin' pissed, but you know what? Sorry boutcha.
You turned that nice loft with granite tables, hardwood floors, and crazy ceilings into Hellrose Chapter 5. It’s not like its bad! It’s just the walls are spray painted.
My mom’s the shit, no battle no war.
What did you spray paint on it? Kill yo self, Satan, fuck off, lots of pentagrams and 666s, greenroom everywhere, there’s a bunch of nooses everywhere, upside down crosses, it’s pretty tight.
So you gonna move into another place somewhere or what? I think I’m over living places and stuff. It’s so much easier to not live places. I guess since I don’t have a girlfriend I can’t just to go sleep at her house which would make it easier, but whatever, I don’t really care. I don’t want to live anywhere, I just want to be annoying.
Be like Muska back in the day and just get hotels at the Chateau every night? No, because Muska had money to do that, I don’t.
Maybe you could stay at the Motel 6? Nah, that’s out of my price range too. I kind of want to go back to Utah and just kick it for a little bit. Chill with my BFF, do some painting, hang out in the mountains, skate with the homies.
Well... Thing is a lot of people out here are so unmotivated it pisses me off.
What do you mean? Okay, like I wake up at like 7 O'clock every morning. Then I pace circles going crazy because I can’t even call anyone before 11 or else I’ll be the biggest asshole since people are sleeping. Finally by the time we get to someone’s house, everyone has to smoke eight spliffs, then when we leave to go skate it’s like 3 in the afternoon and I’m getting tired.
You just perfectly described what every skate photographer goes through everyday. Well fuck maybe they should call me, if they got filmers, lets go get a shit load of photos. I need constant action, that’s why I torture people. (Phone Rings) "Hi J Roy. You’re gonna be in the interview."
How do you torture J Roy? J Roy, how do I torture you? Oh, I probably just come home and be loud on purpose to wake you up right? Scream a lot. I torture him at the Deathwish office too, anyway, let me call you back in a minute J Roy. Another way to torture J Roy is he just asked me when we’re getting evicted, but I refuse to call the lady so don’t have an answer for him.
So what’s you’re plans for the future? Well once I get evicted it’s gonna be skate session 5000. I’m gonna skate and get so much shit, it’s pretty much gonna be awesome bro.
Anything else you want to add to this interview? My mom’s the shit, no battle no war.
Gap Firecracker
1 year ago Jamie Hustle said:
Ha! Hilarity at it's finest!
1 year ago robert taylor said:
word. besides the satan crap, i love lizard. he's a gnarly dude who skates even gnarlier. amen.
1 year ago Carlos A. said:
crazy mofo.... i like it!
1 year ago Bob said:
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...................
Ohhhhhh Shittttttttttttttttttt.........
1 year ago gbaby said:
lizards green as shittttttttttttttttt
1 year ago deathboi said:
this is my dude!
1 year ago hatedogg said:
get a clue dumbass
1 year ago superbamluvr said:
deathboi is a gayfish
1 year ago atiba said:
tight
1 year ago DICKCHEESE said:
I LOVE SAYTON AND LITTLE GIRLS
1 year ago eye said:
hail skatan!!!
1 year ago thatguy said:
This dudes a kook
1 year ago danny said:
ook at that sequence. he doesnt even look like hes actually standing on his board through the firecracker. it looks like it was the mellowest thing ever for him to do. skate session 5000.
1 year ago mines said:
dude Lizard is the fvcking bomb. Skateseh 5000 should be amazing - get them photos Liz... Have fun all you bro's and dont take life soooo seriously. We need more pentagrams and 666 shit around in skating! www.extraterrestrialenterprises.com
1 year ago animal chan said:
fuck yeah... lizard rips, but hes not allowed near my house.
1 year ago Rob said:
Lizard is the narliest dude I have ever met. He showed up at one of our parties once, did his thing and tried to piss off everyone. Eventually he got on my case and we almost got into it. Then we got fuckin hammered and everything was cool, then out of nowhere he licked my face and left, craziest fucker out there.
1 year ago chris casey said:
i wish there was a lizard king musical where he skated,sang and ran thru the audience annoying people.then he could win a tony a grammy.
1 year ago jordan said:
dude i called the deathwish headquarters and got to talk to j roy
1 year ago g code said:
g code
1 year ago Nadblaster said:
SLC!
1 year ago SkateCritic said:
Great skater but what a moron. Lizard King is one back injury away from being the annoying homeless dude yelling at the bus stop. Seriously, every city has dozens of crusty old toothless dudes with bad satan tattoos talking about "I used to be pro for Think Skateboards" and you think they are full of shit but then you remember old Mike Plumb's interview.
1 year ago Joe Marchese said:
wow me and lizard are so much alike, i didn't think anyone tourtured their friends like i did....
1 year ago how it should be said:
that attitude and work ethic is missing nowadays. what he has is lacking in skateboarding. its good to see there are people out there who are still motivated to skate for the sake of skating. there needs to be more lizard kings in skateboarding. andy roy can go fuck himself and so can skateCritic.
1 year ago true dat said:
uhhhh, what's with the nose grab on that blunt to fakie? I thought this dude was pro? nose grabbin' blunts is for 12 year old fat, retarded kids who can't skate.
1 year ago john said:
Real Estate Rich Boy! His parents are loaded! Dont be fooled by his costume. Plumb Reality
1 year ago narcosis said:
What a idiot.
I don't care how good he can skate I have no respect for him.
This is why skateboarding sucks.
1 year ago over rated said:
and the next Disposable Hero award goes to....
1 year ago deathboi said:
superbamluvr's favorite movie is 16 candles.
1 year ago who it should be said:
that's j.roy,not a.roy
1 year ago Armin Halvadzic said:
I have to say,that he`s so fakin ill man.
he`s something else...something new.
1 year ago holladeez said:
Lizard RULES! i used to chill and film the dude years ago. Serious skillz and straight up gnarly. I watched him half cab back smith down a hubba in a contest run. Dont hate.
1 year ago bob said:
this guys a fucking queer!!!!!!!!
1 year ago dong said:
narcosis, skateboarding sucks because of ppl like u, mr. to cool og neon swishy pant gator board 4 life french fage.
1 year ago BJÜRGEN said:
ALL HAIL! SKATIN' FOR SATAN!
1 year ago 3545 said:
shoutout to mama lizard. hollaaa
1 year ago zac said:
skating started suckin when it went up on tv shows!! lizards the shit!!
1 year ago Wade said:
Bro c'mon the devil no bro GOD is who you should be worshiping and good is the one who made trees and treea are used to skate which made you you so get the crap outta here LK.
1 year ago bruce said:
"ill be gone and the walls will have "satan will kill you" all over the place"
hahahahahahahahaHaHAHahahAHaHahhaha!!!!!! thats fucking great i love it. just to fuck with them. hell yea mike
1 year ago Robert Cota said:
Hey dude, I have That problem too... everytime I want to skate people just get so fucken lazy on me. So Lizard, if ur ever in Long Beach hit me up. I got The GREEN so no worries ^_^ haha
1 year ago bizz said:
green ass fool krue beeeks
1 year ago rape him said:
I can't wait to see what Andy Roy has up his sleeves for Mike Plumb.
1 year ago awwww said:
I know what Lizard is going through. And it sucks. Poor guy.
1 year ago ken said:
did he pass third grade?
1 year ago Claunk said:
LIZARD IS GREEN AS FUCK!!!
1 year ago hellfire said:
mike plumb come back to utah.
1 year ago Micky said:
fuckin love mike plumb. he needs to come back and live in utah!
1 year ago collin said:
lizard king fuckin love ur shit son. go satan! my freinds are exactly like umotivated just like that so i fuckin no exactly wut u mean homie
1 year ago Captain Planet said:
Lizard is fucking bad ass.
1 year ago Jah Nathan said:
come home and rip lizard!
1 year ago hello said:
anybody know the song in the video at the top of the page?
1 year ago ceez said:
lizard is like the em of rap lmao...
1 year ago Benny Hairfax said:
this dude is crazy. he rips but i cant stand the satan shit. its literall shit. love god. peace.
1 year ago bamr. said:
Utah mother fuckers! Reppin'
1 year ago mikie said:
fuck god. you guys are fags.
hailsatan666.
1 year ago satan said:
iggi pop & the stooges - i wanna be your dog
1 year ago papparad said:
lizard is so rad he´s such a creative skater he doesnt follow trends or do usual tricks and when he´s skating you know he´s having fun. Ollie disasters stair walks wallies Watch his commentary for the wallenberg contest funny as. And as for all th esatan shit it´s just jokes out to annoy the super crazy jesus freaks.
1 year ago Me said:
Where the fuck does this poser skater kid get off being a wannabe Jim Morrison? What a tool, he's so much of a freak loser that he has to ride Jim Morrisons name to get google hits? Pathetic.
10 months ago george said:
what it`s the song?
i like the style of lizard is so gay xD not is a joke i like his style pretty nice xP
10 months ago warhead666 said:
fuck jesus. Lizard I green than satan(if that's possible) HAILSATAN666!!!!!
9 months ago Lucifer said:
look at all the haters surfin the net..
Lizards got infinite passion and cannot be stopped..
i shall see the day when the legions of hell feast upon your pitiful carcasses before the throne of lucifer!!!!
Lizard fuckin ripps off top!
skatan for satan!
9 months ago george said:
what is the song of the video??????????????????????
7 months ago naed said:
how old is he
6 months ago coiscirwert said:
unstable answers i like it
6 months ago coiscirwert said:
ticklish answers i like it
6 months ago coiscirwert said:
pleasingly answers i like it