Ice Skating
I know it's summer but I just found these on my desktop and thought they were "cool."



As a newborn, Sam's earlobe was plagued with being bent upwards and the doctors recommended having surgery to fix it. His mother, instead, opted to tape his ear to his neck, fixing it sans surgery.
2 months ago the REGALATOR said:
psst...hey....Captain Regal...YOU'RE COOL.
P.S. I miss you homeboy. Coming out hur anytime?