The Skateboard Mag

Up der in, uh, in Winnipeg, eh.

Text Sam McGuire—September 9, 2007

Went back to Winnipeg for like 2 or more weeks. Winnipeg is the best, it's one of the funnest cities i've been too and I'm sure most of you that have been or are from Canada are gasping at the thought of winnipeg but, your just being a hater. I'm sure the rest of Canada is awesome, but for now, just let Winnipeg bask in the sun if just for a few minutes.

So let's first take some time out to wish Sean Malto a happy birthday today, hopefully we get some skating in today in between all the smoking cigarettes, scratching lottery tickets and looking at copious amounts of porn. Happy Birthday my good man.

So as far as the trip, we'll start off on the plane; in a utopian place known as the sky mall. A place where there is a solution for every problem.




They even have Escalade golf carts!!!

This product shot looks like it was stolen from a blog or something, like someone looked over and seen how ridiculous this looks and snapped a quick photo.

Iowa looks like one giant grid from the sky.

After about 45 minutes of staring at my screen I finally beat solitare and so I got my digi cam out my pocket and snapped a photo, the girl next to me was looking all curious (and hot) so I tried to act all smooth and looked over at her and showed her that I finally one. She couldn't have cared less.

Chris Anderson backsmithed this.

G-Money!!! Just trying to re-create that old city stars ad.

We went to this lake and everyone lived on the lake so they drove their boats everywhere. We went to safeway, on our boat, and they even had a dock/parking lot.

My boy wicked watermellon is coming up! Switch Daffy Duck while mean mugging!

Genico just maxin and relaxin whilst we reaked havoc.

Before

After

This is Mikey's reaction to the best steak we've ever had-scratch that, best food ever. He's so bummed/hyped cause he knows anything he eats after this very moment for the rest of his life won't be as good.

And me and chris found the ulitmate slurpee combo-peach watermellon.

Happy Belated Birthday to Mikey!!!

Awwww...

Me taking a picture of dudes getting their picture taken by a dude who's usually getting his picture taken but decided to take a picture.





We had to destroy my room the first few days to make this makeshift backdrop to shoot this photo and then I just decided to see how long I could go with the maids not coming in, 20 days baby!!! When I left even I was disgusted.

Stopped back in Minneapolis to check out the state fair and all the amazing humans that go there.

And to eat pronto pups

Then we hit the club$

And then I hit the road back home.

Bonus skate photo. This dude Banger from Winnipeg couldn't really skate tranny that well I gues last year and now he kills it. Pretty sick.