You look like you need a drink
And somehow someone has combined two of my favorite things into one beautiful conspiracy theory, Utah and area codes.

And somehow someone has combined two of my favorite things into one beautiful conspiracy theory, Utah and area codes.
As a newborn, Sam's earlobe was plagued with being bent upwards and the doctors recommended having surgery to fix it. His mother, instead, opted to tape his ear to his neck, fixing it sans surgery.