Cats
I wish I wasn't allergic to cats. My friend Dan has a cat named Peg Leg, and I saw her on Super Bowl Sunday, and man I wanted to pet her. Alas, once a furry little cat fellow sits on my lap, my eyes start watering and the sneezes aren't far behind. Josh and Elliot, above, sure look happy together. Jamiel said that he'd steal me one of those hypo-allergenic cats, like a month ago, and I still don't have one. I did a test with one of those little dudes, and yes, I was not allergic. And so I, without a feline companion, sit, alone.
Bonus Funny Cats Montage.
