Let's Just Say...
...That it hasn't been below 0 degrees here for the better part of the past 3 days. Let's also pretend that the Wolves aren't 2-8 for their past 10 games. Everyone, close your eyes and imagine. All's better now, isn't it?
Who watched the Super Bowl(or should I be saying "The Big Game"? As it turns out, no.). I did, and aside from the first ten minutes or so, it was a bit of a let down, especially since I was rooting for Chicago. Anyways, Prince killed it at half-time. Then I was watching MSNBC today and they tried to say there was hella phallic action going on during the, for lack of a better word, "parachute" portion of the performance. Watch it here. I'd love to have the MSNBC clip, but what they ended up saying is that it looked like, while he was playing his guitar behind the parachute, he was stroking his guitar is some masturbatory way. OK guys. Then they tried to liken the parachute to a condom and I changed the channel. The next video part I watch or post on here, mark my words, I'm going to find some made-up hidden sexual meaning. You know I can.
