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Never meeting this man before, I was privilaged enough to spend several days getting to know him. I had previouse knowledge that he grew up in Utah as Lizard King's right hand man, while they killed it on a daily basis. What's in the water one might ask? I am not too sure, but I think I want to go there and sample a little bit of Utah's fresh spirits. Here is a taste for yourself.

Adam Dyet is from the snowy valley of Salt Lake City Utah.

Adam Dyet enjoys Miller Brews, the champagne of beers. He also appreciates the company of Red bull girls from time to time.

Adam Dyet can try to change the fate of his liver, but if the universe has anything to do with it, he will probably be taking shots in your town with your grandma. In this particular instance, he was determined to resist drinking this day, but this old lady bought him a shot from across the bar and the rest was history.

Adam Dyet can try to change the fate of his liver, but if the universe has anything to do with it, he will probably be taking shots in your town with your grandma. In this particular instance, he was determined to resist drinking for the day, until this old lady ordered him a shot from across the bar.

...and the rest was history.

Adam Dyet will find the best bar friends that anybody could ask for.

$Adam Dyet's vocabulary consist's mainly of, \$

Adam Dyet's vocabulary consist's mainly of, "Green Room Bitch." Yelled in a deep octave that would scare Macho Man Randy Savage himself. Scientists have speculated the remarkably similar speech techniques of the two, and have concluded that Adam Dyet is the spawn of Macho Man Randy Savage himself.

This is EXACTLY what it is like to get into a discussion with Adam Dyet.

Adam Dyet is single handedly bringing the sombrero back.

Adam Dyet does not appreciate when booze sales stop at midnight and there is still 8 hours of drinking time left to do.

Adam Dyet only rolls out with the bare necessities.

If you run into Adam Dyet at a liquer store when the sun is coming up, do not make eye contact, or you might be forced into taking a photo with him.

Adam Dyet's diet consists mainly of Bowls Of Noodles.

Adam Dyet does not appreciate foriegn looking vegetables with spirals on them in his Bowl of Noodles.

$Adam Dyet won his team \$

Adam Dyet won his team "worst tattoo" on king of the road. This is the heartagram that he got on his calf. Bam came up to him at the Tampa Pro contest and Adam told him that he got a heartagram tattoo. Bam said, "cool." then Adam explained that it won worst tattoo on King of the Road. Adam proceeded to slap Bam's ugly mug at full force. "Bam just stood there like a pussy looking confused and didn't do a god damned thing about it."

Adam Dyet highly appreciates girls sending him revealing photos on his cell phone.

3 out of 4 girls digg Adam Dyet

Adam Dyet enjoys a bit of improv singing now and again.

Adam Dyet does not answer to the surgeon general's warning.

Adam Dyet will not adhere to your local bar's dress code.

Adam Dyet will lounge where he so does please. This spot happens to be on the door step of the bar.

Adam Dyet will roll through the strip club with the rare $2 bills. While ballers are sporting fists full of $20s.

Adam Dyet will hypnotize any bar tender into taking a picture with him. They will be the ones to actually insist on it.

Adam Dyet is not a fan of haircuts.

Adam Dyet enjoys rolling his own tobacco cigarettes.

Adam Dyet will not care if you ask him if he cares.

Adam Dyet will kill your skate park, at your demo, and then kill your bar. So, buy him a shot of some sort, next time you see him. And tell him to yell, "Snap into a Slim Jim!"