The Skateboard Mag

ZERO TRIP TO CANADA, MEGA UPDATE!

Text Bart Jones—April 22, 2009

I seen the new Mag, an I was all "Oh yea we went to Canada, that was fun as hell!" Here's some of the stuff that went down...

This is all Big Baby Jamie brought with him?! No joke..

This is the only outfit Mar brought aswell?? Kids are weird these days.

Supposedly in Australia there is no such things as toy guns or anything of the sort. So Aggro Aussie Dane Berman coped some serious weapons..?

Mild Mannered Young man, J. Brocks

The key to being a TM, Multi-Tasking!

The Locksmith skates..

Brockman's minimalist sleeping quarters

Winterbutters roughs it as well.

He's silly, he's gnarly.. Snarly!? stupid.

Dane's early morning skate

Brockman's early morning swim

Greg an Matt's early morning not giving a mother fuck..!

Super Matt showed us around in Oregon.

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Keegan showed up looking all steezy an junk.

Skating in Salem.

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Not even kidding, Baby James got a trick about 7 minutes after this photos was taken.

While in Portland we stayed at Thor an his roomies house, his name sounds like Tore though. He did the loop on a mini bike in The Jackass movie, an he also slayz mad poon... lucky!

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I fell on my face here:

Locals were not hyped that we called this the Shecky gap.

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I don't know what it is about Nadians, but they can all flip out of boardslides.
Jamie reconsiders his trick selection with this little mishap...

The house we stayed at in Seattle, had the mini among other means of entertainment, so key...

Mad silly stoopid urban campin yo!

This dude hangin' out at the house claims this is Eddie Vedders old flannel.. I believe em' yo...

The dudes we were stayin' with were all DJ's so we had constant beats through out the day to keep us motivated.
Winterberg gets up in the mix an throws some shit down on wax.

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Thee Ol' stoner spot check.

Seattle go to rainy day spot... The Wall Of Death!!!

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We accidently ran over Elissa's board.. sorry Elissa.

We were all hyped to check out the Erotic Bakery. Better yet they were down to trade product for bakery goods. Tancowny came up.

First Starbucks Ever!! Whatever.

Luckily enough we got Ethan back to his home city just in time to celebrate his 21st at some high end club in downtown. We pretty much killed it..

True Bad Asses never make it through customs.

Pender Beach house was the spot.

Pender Beach Mail

Gutiar String Tattoo Gun..

This is Jess, he's awesome. I saw him fight a crack head.

I puked so much after this.

Why would I want to look at a brain tumor while smoking..? Ewww Gross!

Greg is the jump rope master.

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Best under bridge skating.

Jamie is down to help a brotha out.

Matt uses reverse psychology on Marisa to get her to still try it after her first rolled ankle.

People in Canada are creative an don't let the rain or the doughty bring um' down. Build a water slide yuh Bimbo!!!

Skate Party!!

The Baby has a lot of problems that involve shit. Like falling into it while walking down the street.

Sometimes you gotta show some to get some..? Or so they say..

Hands down one of the best places in the world.

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Renegade camping was the name of the game.

Camploops, beautiful place.

Whadaya gonna do?! Tough Break.

Jamie T. an his new B.

Exact quote "Yo how about I match yuh skate wit' some freestyles yo..!"
After we politely declined, he went ahead an broke us off some anyways.

Often we would jus' pull off the road an take a lil' dip, pretty cold though..

G. Hill

Mar couldn't really walk anymore due to her double black an blue ankles, so Jamie helped sister out.. Piggie-back style...

Tim Horton's or The Burger Baron were our daily jams, either new or old. They got Pooteens, which is Frech Fries covered in Cheese an Gravy. An Tim Horton's has weird meals tha come with soup, sandwich, coffee an a donut..?

We stole the Burger Baron Statuette an sacraficed it to the fire later that night as we chanted La' Barone" into the wee hours.

I wish I could show you or explain to you how epic Jamie's home is outside of Edmonton, but it's no use. The place, the people, an everything else is so amazingly epic an gnarly that it's no use.

Jamie's homies had multiple texas style bottles that they would swig on all day.

This is Josh, he's hilarious.

Josh's amazing joke... "This one time when I was super wasted...! Oh Wait! That's right now!!"

Jetski's Tatoo.

After everybody went to sleep Jamie's Posse, Marisa, an I went to check out this haunted house.

Marisa explains the movie Deliverence as the rest of bros smash shit..

Edmonton has a big mall with a water park, ice skating rinks, amusement parks, and a fire breathing dragon that I missed cuz my cam ran out of battery. It was cool an all, but I was more into the nature of Canada opposed to the mall.

Keegan's high jinks..

Tancowny's Firebird

On the way home unfortunately someone went kookoo on the highway an started shooting people about 5 miles ahead of us on the I-5, on the bright side it gave Garrett more time to jumprope..?

Within minutes of arriving back in North County my friends convinved me to go to some party across the street. They had a stripper's pole with instructions.

After an amazing trip, I thought to myself what is missing from the perfect summer..? Oh, I totally didn't hook up with any ladies..! So, I wasted no time an tried to make out with this lovely lady on the left, but got dissed, so I went home an went to sleep. The End!