Mixing skateboarding and celebrity is a Hollywood party fusion that always proves to be entertaining, Asphalt Yacht Club did it real big at their launch party in Malibu on Saturday. Jacob Messex snuck in to get you photos of John Stamos and Paris Hitlon partying with your favorite skate rats.
That’s right. Uncle fucking Jesse.
Too Short appeared to be trending on the social media of many a young lass.
Tave was regaling Paris Hilton with tales of the lavish Circa trips of yesteryear.
Stevie knows to how to throw a party, and how to keep those paparazzi lights out of his eyes.
Dyrdek and the golden goose they call Nyjah. There’e more money on their wrists and ears than you have ever seen in real life.
Ryan O’connor, Blake Carpenter, and Ryan Allan. Blue collar skateboarders enjoying the high life. Be careful, your drink tickets might turn back in to pumpkins at midnight.
Skateboard royalty, Riley Hawk, is no stranger to these kind of high-class affairs, but he always prefers a pool table and some room temperature PBR to highball glasses and sushi platters.
Nyjah goes skate rat on the red carpet, but balances it all out with a beautiful diamond tennis bracelet.
Nick Zizzo and Tommy Fynn snuck in some how. Well done, boys! Drink up!
Muska and Nyjah talk capital gains tax and honkies.
French Montana the rapper. Not the place.
Every Hollywood DJ owns a pair of those glasses. Blackouts, where you at?
Derek Wilson and Paris Hilton. If you start the evening in glasses, you damn well finish the night in glasses.
So much stoke in such a small space! Lutheran and Muska both fucking rule!
Dan Lu and Reese Salken. Sweat rags and straight edge hand tatts.
Blake is no stranger to The-Hills, but Audrina Partridge in the TumYeto Van? Sinclair, make the call!
Blake and Derek. Skateboarding’s new odd couple?
Austyn was there? Pole dancing? Naaaaah, I don’t think so.